Kiss THIS...

In honor of my favorite Aunt visiting today, here is a list of people/things that can kiss THIS!

1. Lisa, for always being a great friend and co-worker and for all the fun times we shared teaching those Jr. High maniacs. Maybe someday I will have the kahunas to tell you exactly how I feel in person and possibly forgive...until then, I hope you are reading! Pucker up baby and kiss THIS!

2. Wal-Mart, for always having speedy, quality customer service and some of the friendliest c0-shoppers I've ever met. No matter which Wal-Mart in which state you visit, you are sure to find quality service and friendly customers...that is why my glass picture frame was so carefully packaged between the sugar and the jar of pickles and gently placed into my buggy at check-out which explains how it made it home in no less than 3 pieces! Oh, I can't forget to mention the polite gentleman who so kindly told me that "if I wanted to print pictures that I should go shop for at least another hour because he had 7-800 he was printing as soon as the other guy who was taking forever was finished". Thanks for cutting in line so I could wait even longer to print my pictures, I have nothing else to do with my time and I love to wait...just makes my day! If you weren't so dang easy, Wal-Mart, I'd be boycotting you right now! Instead, pucker up and kiss THIS!

3. US Postal Service, my gratitude for having the shortest lines possible and all windows staffed. It sure makes my visits to your local station quick and easy. Also, thanks for the reasonably priced bubble mailers, they sure are handy when you are boycotting Wal-Mart. Pucker up...!

4. Real estate agents, I must know, please teach me how to make a fortune doing practically nothing. I have computer skills, I can take pictures, I can talk a good game, I can swing a hammer ...I really must look into real estate schooling...until then, pucker up!

5. Gravity, thank you so very much for all you have done to improve my appearance over the years. I really appreciate the girls hanging to my belly button, and the number you have done on my ass is out of this world! But you really shouldn't have, I really liked the way things were back in 1990 something. So what would you say to the thought of easing up a bit on that pull and while you're at it, do you think you could put in a good word with your buddy Age? I've always liked highlights, but the ones I have now are a bit white for my taste! If not...kiss THIS!

I could go on and on, but my brain has went blank...another shout-out for my buddy Age. If you have anything or anyone you would like to add to the KISS THIS list, feel free...I could use a good laugh!